Tales from life ☘️ - Computer games


Computer games 


I write this as I watch Pixels. It probably means games will be requested this Christmas.  I can’t disobey a teenager on what movie to see on a Wednesday evening. 


A while ago when I was still learning to drive, my driving instructor was grousing about marrying a wife from a different nationality whose family thought she was too good for him.

“Ouch, that’s gotta be hard work especially if she thinks that too.” I responded and it seemed that for the first time, he was happy to be out of that tunnel and divorced and for the first time, a happy instructor who made me drive on the highway. 
Yo people, what’s the deal with making me drive at 30 and telling me to drive slow! Drive slow! Slow down! Then taking me somewhere where I cannot drive under 60km/hr. Are you trying to traumatise me? Well you succeeded! So the next time I did a lesson with a different instructor, I complained about computer games. Frankly, I didn’t see the point. 


Okay now that I ‘m hearing that, I remember someone uttering that “only lazy people watch tv.” when I was little. For Sesame street’s sake, what?!!

The driving instructor told me to hold on till I drove past a hazard on the road, “Did you know that hand eye coordination has been linked to video games?” he asked me. 
I was behind the wheel so I couldn't argue with him. Would you have wanted me to? 



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